Life in India after the Year 2011

Mr. Nandan M Nilekani is appointed as head of UniqueIdentification Authority of India (UIAI)

Mr. Nandan M Nilekani can do it..... Fully integrated ID card system

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on...... 889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu.Your home number is 22678893, your office 25076666 and your mobile is09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressureand even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from theNational Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The totalis Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card isover the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdrawsome cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your dailylimit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. Howlong is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always comeand collect it on your Nano Car..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nanocar,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're alsodiabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2010you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"